So.... yeah.
Ok, time for another "Joe Hate's" post....
I'm at uni right now on the internet trying to sign up to a new home internet connection. However, I'm being distracted by this guy who works in the Computer Help Desk adjacent to the computer labs. In fact, I'm just about ready to stab him in the eyeball...
Reason's why I feel this way include:
1. He has the little window between his office and the computer labs right open, so everyone can hear all that he is saying. He was on the phone before chatting to a mate about mobile phone plans for about 20 minutes. The rudeness!
2. He's one of these people who say "so yeah" at the end of every sentence. Yes, EVERY SENTENCE. He's also someone who says "it's all good" waaaaayyyy too frequently.
3. He has the cricket on his little tv on his desk, and he feels he needs to share the score with EVERYONE who goes up to the desk..... "Yeah, I've just got the cricket on here, and England have just lost another wicket. So yeah. It's all good [chuckle, chuckle]". Meanwhile, I'm sitting here without a tv and without the score.... BAH!
4. He also says words like bro and aye too much. He also laughs at the end of most sentences... as if everything you say is the funniest thing he's ever heard. GRRR!!!
5. Dunno, I'm out of reasons. He just shits me.
It's all good, bro, aye. So yeah...


4 Comments:
Ok I think quote of this post is "In fact, I'm just about ready to stab him in the eyeball..."
This is gold right here...absolutely stunning!
p.s. I hate HATE HATE people who say whatnot...put in a sentence they will say "I am going to the shops to buy food and whatnot".
HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!!!
And that's my two cents ;)
My personal pet hate phrase is "Well, let me put it this way". I knew a guy at uni who used it all the time in the most patronising way. Puts my back up every time.
I used to know a person who (especially in meetings, or when talking to someone important) usually began responses to questions with "Ok, two things..." and then would go ahead and tell you his life story....
BAH! BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH!!!
“The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.”
~Alexander Jablokov
Especially those who use quotes ALL the time :-)
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